With these robot candidates, it should be easy to come up with a debate drinking game. (It might be the only way to make the debate interesting.)
  • "prescription drugs" - 1 drink
  • "social security" - 1 drink
  • "mandatory" - 1 drink
  • "no child behind" - 1 drink
  • "lock box" - 1 drink
  • "promise kept" - 1 drink
  • "tax cut" - 1 drink
  • "dignity" - 1 drink
  • "campaign finance reform" - 1 drink
  • "racial profiling" - 1 drink
  • sighing and/or whining - 1 drink
  • gore exaggerates - 2 drinks
  • bush mispronounces - 2 drinks
  • bush slams gore for exaggerating - 3 drinks
  • gore slams bush for mispronouncing - 3 drinks
  • gore kisses someone - 1 drink
  • bush smirks - 1 drink
If either one ever says "decriminalization", "solar", or "Taft-Hartley" finish your drink. (it ain't gonna happen.)