Vodka drinks you!
Yakov Smirnoff-inspired lines via Google: In Communist Russia * You
. Read the bold phrases. In Communist Russia, Google searches you!
Even more matches with: In Soviet Russia * You
it won't scale
A funny punchline is still available for some geeky joke:
wontscale.com. (Remember, it's not a joke if it doesn't have its own .com.) I don't know about you, but I'd like to see
platform.wontscale.com where platform is your least favorite platform or internet celeb. Benchmark the laughter.
Update: Someone registered the domain. I'm getting ready to laugh...